Then I couldn’t fall back to sleep.
Wanna know why?
I’m going to tell you anyway.
I couldn’t remember Ross’ name from Friends. Seriously. I went through the cast hundreds of times: Phoebe, Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey… uh… CRAP! How can I not remember his name?!
I put them in their character pairs: Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Rachel… Uh…. seriously?!
Finally. Finally! I got it. I relaxed enough and out it tumbled. Ross. aaahhh.
I closed my eyes and settled in.
“Wait! What was his monkey’s name?!” Maurice? Milford?
And so it began again. Except this time I lay there until Simeon came to wake me at 7:30, because it never came. I do not know the name of Ross’ monkey on Friends. I cannot find it anywhere in the useless information pile of my brain and. it’s. driving. me. crazy.
People are starving, children suffer, wars rage on and I’m losing sleep because I might have early onset Alzheimer’s because I can’t remember the cast of Friends. Please help me.
Anyone? Daisy? Anyone? Help me please? What IS that darn monkey’s name?