You will not be having cake for breakfast. Ever.
You may have cake or popsicles after you’ve made a healthy choice. Yes, like tuna.
BTW, tuna for breakfast is gross, but get on with it you stinky little punk, you.
I cannot hold you every second of the day.
Sometimes I have to pee, and while I will pee in front of you, only one of us on the toilet at a time. Family rule.
Glad that’s been established.
If you want to be vertical twenty four hours a day, may I suggest you learn to hold your own head up? I’m just sayin’
I do dearly love my children. I would not trade them for anything. Except maybe a trip to Jamaica. Just kidding – ahem.
Seriously, though, they are my greatest joy.
I just wish they came equipped with a coffee dispenser.
|Wanda Sykes – Kids Are Worth It|