My plan was not to post today, but this was too rich!
Simeon woke up this morning and found a DVD with Chuck Norris on the cover. When he saw it he picked it up and pointed to a picture of the sneering (but smaller, darker) bad guy and said “Papa!!!”
Leo, hoping against hope thought that Simeon must have meant he was pointing to Chuck. When he asked Simeon who was who again, Simeon pointed to the baby-faced, bicep deficient bad guy and said “Papa!” Then pointed to the sweaty, manly, bearded, brooding Chuck Norris and said “Agum!!!!”
Leo was crestfallen, heart-broken, ego bruised. A few minutes later he slunk back into the living room: “I really wish I could be Chuck Norris…”
My dear, dear man, I know you do. You will always be Chuck Norris to me.
Yup, and I’ll be Salma Hayek (you know, as long as we’re going impossible…)
On a related note, I found this picture of Leo and I while flipping through some old family photos. Just as a reference:
We may have changed a bit since then, but you get the idea.