Found Friday fragments over at Half past kissin’ time and decided to give it a go myself…
— I’m smaller than you’re average mom. Seriously, on the height charts I’m the size of a third grade boy, but I have good posture and carry my weight well. It’s hardly noticeable (you can stop laughing now). Earlier this week there was a knock at the door.
Obnoxious perky college student: Oh! Hi! is your mom home?!
Unamused me: I am the mom
OPCS: Right on! *high five, clap, little jump* Well, have you ever heard of the BBC…
She was selling magazines. I never think quick on my toes. I should have said “No, I’m not allowed to talk to strangers” and shut the door.
— On the way to the library, I heard a giggle from the back seat. I turn to see Simeon had opened and dumped his entire bowl of snack cereal on his head. Seriously?! I pretended to be mad, but I was laughing on the inside.
— Leo comes home in approx. 9 hours. He’s been gone approx. 73 hours. 48 hours. is as long as I can stand him being gone. I can NOT wait until he gets home. *note it took approx 3.5 hours for me to do all that math.
— Simeon has visitation today. This should really be saved for a whole post. Look for more on this later.
— I got a little misty eyed at The Office wedding last night. Now I’m embarrassed.
— When I was a kid, I would take my mom’s razor in the bathtub, and shave the thinnest layer of skin off my thumbs. It felt daring and dangerous. I have no idea what made me remember that.
Well, those weren’t very interesting. I’ll try it again next week. I’m sure there’s better fodder in my life than this, I just have to keep my eyes and ears open. How ’bout you give it a try?